You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Randomize
