wat bout pragnant strippers??
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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