Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I will pee on everything he values.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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