If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Fuck appropriateness.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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