pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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