It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
i think my cat just said my name.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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