so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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