drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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