she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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