Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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