nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm at about main and main street
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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