so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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