I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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