how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize
