just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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