How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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