you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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