But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
