I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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