how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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