Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
so much tequila, so little girl.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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