Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I had to cum in my sink.
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