Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Dicks are not precious.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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