found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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