mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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