Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
do nipples grow back?
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