Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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