worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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