he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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