what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub