That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.