i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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