After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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