I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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