So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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