It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
dude. I can hear the air.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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