you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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