Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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