you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Pants are for mortals
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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