Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
