hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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