is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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