Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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