So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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