also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
This baby is an asshole
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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