It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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