I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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