So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
