theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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