I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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