I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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