they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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