The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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