Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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