We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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