i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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