Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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