everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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