Only a mothe r could love this liver
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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