We won't sleep together?
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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