Sponge bath it is.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I believe in your delicious
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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