"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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